Ordinary shopping with extraordinary products.

Planes, trains, automobiles, t-shirts, buttons, and stickers.  The sky’s the limit.

Presenting

[adult squid] swag.

Visit the official [adult squid] TeeSpring store to pick up a thing or two.  Buy a t-shirt.  Buy two.  Why not deck yourself out in the finest memetic apparel, accessories, and home decor?

What are you waiting for?

Pop the rainmaker.  Persona non grata.  Puffer fish.